Jojo Rabbit: Dressed Down

“It’s going to be intense.” Right off the bat, we know we are in for a rousing ride when the 10-year old protagonist monologues to his reflection. The German version of The Beatles’ I Wanna Hold Your Hand leads us into the opening credits after Taika Waititi, who is just smashing the ball out of the park and into space with all that he does these days, peps up young Jojo with Heils. It’s Hitler Mania, after all, and the upraised Hand is crucial. A power packed cast awaits us. Let’s begin Jojo’s weekend.

Taika Waititi’s latent talent has just erupted over the past decade or so…

One fun propaganda and training montage later, Jojo is face-to-face with the Herculean task of killing the eponymous rabbit. Of course he can’t kill it, and out comes the inevitable father-son comparison from the sadist seniors. He runs away, but pumped up by Hitler, rushes back to be the cunning rabbit. His bravado backfires, blowing up in his face, leaving him blemished. As he recovers, his mother gets him feeling useful, working as a literal poster boy. There is a delightful blink-and-you-miss-it switcheroo of Waititi and the real Hitler in one of the posters he is pasting. Returning home, his trusted dagger helps him reveal a hidden hole in the wall, inside which is hidden a most unholy Jew girl.

Intense angst and familial pantomime follow, culminating in JoJo progressing towards ‘becoming a man’, put almost exactly in those words by Sam Rockwell as Captain K (like the main protagonists in Kafka’s novels), who then sends him out as a metal man.

Kafka: where would we be without him, if ever we were to get there?

The obligatory Gestapo visit is meted out by Stephen Merchant with his usual self-mocking finesse and thin-lipped smile. An audacious gambit by the rabbit girl works only because of the unexpected help of gay Captain K.

The colors turn drab – blue, brown, grey, green – as the town prepares to be invaded, and Jojo’s mother’s shoes (red and white, my favorite color combo for a plethora of reasons) slide jarringly into frame just as a blue butterfly flutters out of sight after leading Jojo to her. The eyes on the rooftops look down upon the public hanging square.

The air raid begins, and the town is reduced to rubble because of which Jojo is reduced to foraging. Yorki, Jojo’s adorable second-best friend after the Fuhrer, accidentally adds to the detritus when distracted by Jojo. India is apparently one of the countries coming at them according to Yorki, but that’s small potatoes compared to Yorki’s bombshell: Hitler blew his brains to smithereens.

As a disillusioned Jojo wanders about the destroyed town, the German Shepherds, pun literally intended, are there at the end, as is gay Captain K and his paramour Finkel, in fittingly glorious flamboyance for the theater of war. Jojo rabbits into a hole. When the dust settles, the Americans round up the Germans, including a now-disheveled Stephen Merchant, and Jojo is saved, once again, by K.

As can be expected, brains-blown-hither & thither Hitler appears again as a dithering apparition, only to suffer defenestration. Jojo learns to tie shoelaces and snap his fingers, the mirror monologue and out-the-door scenes spiral back into the climax, and as promised, the rabbit girl and Jojo Rabbit dance to David Bowie’s (We Can Be) Heroes, which is also the name of an upcoming Robert Rodriguez movie starring Christian Slater, Pedro Pascal and our very own Priyanka Chopra, who was born in erstwhile Bihar (India), my home state, so there’s that. I dig spirals – the more convoluted the better.

The Last Word

A great watch, mainly because of Waititi’s irreverent treatment of a ghastly chapter in human history. Pinpoint production values, superb cinematography and an excellent adaptation of the source material (hence the Oscar) make this a must-see movie.

Fleeting Thoughts

* Caging Skies, by Christine Leunens, is the book adapted by Waititi. So there’s the New Zealand connect. Ever since Peter Jackson shot The Lord of the Rings out there, I can’t (hardly) wait to visit.

* Personally, I love the use of “correctomundo”, which I use all the time IRL. The matching mom and son PJs are a nice touch, too.


* There is heaps of snark, both in the script and the screenplay. Waititi’s over the top (OTT platforms are all the rage these days, aren’t they?) Hitler is a scene stealer in almost every scene he’s in, including the throwaway pan of him eating a unicorn as Jojo feeds on scraps.

Paatal Lok (Amazon Prime Video)

Paatal Lok

Chock full of vulgarity and mostly devoid of humanity, this series is a concentrated dose of most of the things that plague the elephantine and labyrinthine Indian “system”, which is a well-oiled machine, as opposed to the chaotic mess it appears to be, as one major character puts it in the denouement of the series.

It reminded me of Seth McFarlane’s Family Guy: it seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and fornication on TV. Over the top platforms like Netflix and Amazon have made it trendy to create and promote shows that have gratuitous obscenities and mostly unnecessary graphic violence. I mean, where’s the subtlety that goes into treating the viewer as an intelligent human who can derive meaning from a scene? Instead, the creators go for titillation while staying just above the line that makes it fully pornographic or exploitation content. Adding controversy by using – yes, using – Muslims seems so easy these days, and yet draws accolades from many quarters. The mantra for these flagship series seems to be the good old “any publicity is good publicity”. I feel it’s a lamentable state of affairs as a viewer who feels uncomfortable watching such series with family, and yet that is the point: the makers want to portray the harsh realities of criminal India. Well, Ms Anoushka Sharma and team, mission accomplished (to say nothing of the stray dogs being ‘taken care of’).

Objectively, though, I must concede that production values are superb. I’m ‘Amaz’ed that Delhi police vehicles, settings and branding are liberally used. The ‘Prime’ character, while not exactly Elephant Man in terms of acting like the late John Hurt, can certainly take hits, both mental and physical, like the strong pachyderms. His path of redemption leads him through a maze and , ultimately, to the ‘door of heaven’ in the series finale. The story is good, with quirky characters and family matters galore. Fine actors – most of them probably happy at being given a chance to be profane on screen because that’s what grabs eye’balls’ these days, haha – come through superbly. Amazon spared no expense, and there’s a good amount of suspense.

Very little imagination or effort in naming the episodes, which irks me like much else about this series, except the main character. Let me give a rundown:

Bridges: ok, sure, nothing wrong about that, quite literally the setting of the main action sequence of the episode.

Lost and Found: again, cliched but true, a key suspect is lost and a key piece of evidence is found against all odds.

A History of Violence: ripped off. Blatantly. Look it up, if you will. It stars Aragorn.

Sleepless in Seatt-sorry, Seelampur. Wow. Just…wow.

Of Fathers and Sons: apart from being a Syrian documentary on terrorist training, it’s a little on the nose.

The Past is Prologue: is there a pun I’m missing or something?

Badlands: do we see a pattern here? Terrence Malick directed and Martin Sheen (more famous today as Charlie Sheen’s father, quite unfairly) starrer.

Black Widow: a tenuous link to a character’s behaviour pattern, and referenced by a politician in a rally, of all places. Plus, Marvel brownie points.

The Doors to Heaven (Swarg ka Dwaar): the most apt, perhaps, and fitting for the finale.

But enough deprecation from me. It’s no Godfather or Sopranos, but for a short, self-contained web series designed to drive up subscriber numbers, it’ll certainly (as far as I feel) net Amazon Prime quite a lot of the young, hip, escapist crowd looking for Gangs of Wasseypur thrills with gory kills and goosebump chills.

MCU Re-View: Avengers Age of Ultron

A full power action scene puts all 6 OG Avengers in one place, retrieving the Mind Stone disguised in Loki’s scepter given to him by purple nurple Thanos. Back at base with the scepter, Stark and Banner make a hybrid AI which, predictably and instantly, goes rogue after some introspection and a tete-a-tete with JARVIS. It busts them up, then teams up with two super twins: one fast and the other weird, aptly put by Agent Hill. These three chop off Ulysses’s arm, steal vibranium and give Hulk a bad trip, giving Iron Man a great excuse to break out the Hulkbuster, named Veronica. The Avengers get R&R at Hawkeye’s countryside place, Thor also takes a bad trip in a hot spring, while Ultron starts body building. He puts the Mind Stone to use, but half the Avengers interrupt him and get the body back to base. Thor gives the body some electro shock therapy and jolts it into the Vision, who is basically JARVIS and can pick up Mjolnir, just like Captain America (finally) does in Endgame, so he’s a good guy. They assemble to fight Ultron and his army of mooks while clearing out the city with the help of Flying Fury and SHIELD. Hulk is ‘leaving on a jet plane’, the first superhero death in the MCU happens, and the Witch-Vision shipping fandom is established. Ultron is vaporized and Thor lets Vision have the Mind Stone as (kind of) a third eye.

Joss Whedon had a lot of experience with the ensemble cast, so it was only a matter of having a good, tight script and screenplay. James Spader had the perfect voice for a philosophical AI villain, and mo-cap is just everywhere nowadays. Paul Bettany gets a body in the MCU, and the additional cast that would go on to feature prominently in Infinity War settled into their roles.

Stan the Man got Pan Galactic Gargle Blasted with his veteran friends from Thor’s round Asgardian hip flask, saying his catchphrase – Excelsior.

End tag: Purple nurple Thanos puts on the Infinity Gauntlet, setting up Avengers 3, or as we now know it, Infinity War.

My Avengers Infinity War review playlist: Avengers: Infinity War – MCU Review https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4xJ71rFfQQnI7Sm7Vj2NVPn7DsCFBuQn

Avengers Endgame – Up To Time Heist https://youtu.be/G4QMIaAjPjQ

Avengers: Endgame (part 2: Time Heist to Far From Home) https://youtu.be/4uPZGHiSsos

MCU Re-View: Iron Man

The one that put the MCU juggernaut into motion, which shows no signs of slowing down, just like RDJ and Team Downey. Tony Stark is a suave go-getting bomb-dropper, no doubt, but his funvee-in-the-war-torn-desert plan doesn’t pan out, leaving him with shrapnel in his chest. Ho Yinsen, who will be retconned into the opening flashback of Iron Man 3 five years later, saves Stark’s life for his captors, the Ten Rings (who speak Hindi, for some reason). Unfortunately, he also gives up his life to aid Stark in escaping inside the arc reactor-powered Mark 1. Getting back to the States, Rhodes, Pepper and Stane can’t hold a candle to JARVIS for fabrication tech, and oh yeah – Phil Coulson shows up at just the right moment, starting his breakthrough role in the MCU. With a shiny new Mark 2, Iron Man visits Ho Yinsen’s village to set things right with his own brand of justice, and gets rear-ended by an F-22 Raptor, but that’s small fry. Stane has got the bigger fish to fry, with a Hulky armor. The bald Dude needs an arc reactor for Hulky, so he takes the one in Stark’s chest, leading Stark and DUM-E to replace it with the original that was still in the box that Pepper put it in. Some metal-crunching later, Stane is hoisted by his own petard courtesy Pepper overloading his large arc reactor like a pro, and at the new dawn, Tony Stark declares “I am Iron Man”, kicking off the MCU proper.

RDJ was a huge gamble, which paid off handsomely for all involved, particularly Team Downey, who are now at the top of my “Want To Work With” list. Gwyneth Paltrow is a far cry from her Shakespeare in Love days, but to be fair, Pepper don’t need no Oscar (that’s Buster’s puppet, Franklin, in Arrested Development)! Jon Favreau sowed the seeds for their romantic arc pretty, pretty, pretty well (that’s Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm). Jeff Bridges got to shave his head and keep a beard – but not the Dude attitude.

Stan the Man looks like Hugh Hefner to Tony Stark, and with good reason – right down to the pipe and party!

End tag: Jules from Pulp Fiction has walked the righteous path on the way to becoming Nick Fury. He gives Tony a Stark reality check and launches the Avengers Initiative.